Movie Quotes

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Michael Caine
The Italian Job

Elwood - It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake - Hit it!
The Blues Brothers

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
Dirty Harry

ET phone home.
ET

Quartermaster: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin: That's not mine!
Quartermaster: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger.....signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Quartermaster: "One book, Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!, by Austin Powers".
Austin Powers

Jerry: I love you...you complete me.
Jerry Maguire

"...Bond. James Bond."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."
Apocalypse Now

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Casablanca

"I'll be back."
The Terminator

You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**kin' teeth!
The Blues Brothers

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."
Forrest Gump

What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
The Blues Brothers

We're on a mission from God.
The Blues Brothers

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."
Gone with the wind.

"You talkin' to me?"
Taxi Driver

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
Laurel and Hardy

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
The God Father

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Jaws

"Go ahead, make my day."
Sudden Impact

" I'll have what she's having."
When Harry met Sally

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
The Silence of the lambs

"Show me the money!"
Jerry Maguire

"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'."
The Wizard of Oz

"Here's looking at you, kid."
Casablanca

"Hereee's Johnny."
The Shining

"You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"
A few good men

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
Airplane

"Made it Ma! Top of the world!"
White Heat

"I am Spartacus."
Spartacus

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f**k am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
Goodfellas

"Well, nobody's perfect."
Some like it hot

"Get away from her, you bitch!"
Aliens

"I'm the king of the world!"
Titanic

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."
Gone with the wind

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
The Graduate

"Round up the usual suspects."
Casablanca

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Casablanca

"Mama says stupid is as stupid does."
Forrest Gump

"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."
It's a wonderful life

"We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?"
Pyscho

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
When Harry met Sally

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
The silence of the lambs

"They're heee-re."
Poltergeist

"I am not an animal! I am a human being."
Elephant Man

"You know what they call a - a - a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?"
"No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a quarter pounder is."
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."
"A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"
"'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"
"I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
Pulp Fiction

"Houston - we have a problem."
Apollo 13

"Aaaaawl-right-y-then."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Yo, Adriaanne!"
Rocky

"I'm going to take a bath."
- "I'll alert the media."
Arthur

"I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."
A place in the sun

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	Movie Quotes
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine The Italian Job Elwood - It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake - Hit it! The Blues Brothers Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Ferris Bueller "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" Dirty Harry ET phone home. ET Quartermaster: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump. Austin: That's not mine! Quartermaster: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger.....signed by Austin Powers. Austin: I'm telling you baby, that's not mine! Quartermaster: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers. Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Quartermaster: "One book, Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!, by Austin Powers". Austin Powers Jerry: I love you...you complete me. Jerry Maguire "...Bond. James Bond." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory." Apocalypse Now "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Casablanca "I'll be back." The Terminator You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fkin' teeth! The Blues Brothers "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump What kind of music do you usually have here? Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. The Blues Brothers We're on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn." Gone with the wind. "You talkin' to me?" Taxi Driver "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" Laurel and Hardy "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." The God Father "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws "Go ahead, make my day." Sudden Impact " I'll have what she's having." When Harry met Sally "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." The Silence of the lambs "Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire "Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'." The Wizard of Oz "Here's looking at you, kid." Casablanca "Hereee's Johnny." The Shining "You want answers?" - "I want the truth!" - "You can't handle the truth!" A few good men "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." Airplane "Made it Ma! Top of the world!" White Heat "I am Spartacus." Spartacus "What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fkin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fk am I funny? What the fk is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..." Goodfellas "Well, nobody's perfect." Some like it hot "Get away from her, you bitch!" Aliens "I'm the king of the world!" Titanic "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn." Gone with the wind "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" The Graduate "Round up the usual suspects." Casablanca "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Casablanca "Mama says stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump "Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings." It's a wonderful life "We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?" Pyscho "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." When Harry met Sally "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." The silence of the lambs "They're heee-re." Poltergeist "I am not an animal! I am a human being." Elephant Man "You know what they call a - a - a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?" "They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?" "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a quarter pounder is." "Then what do they call it?" "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese." "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?" "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'" "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?" "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King." Pulp Fiction "Houston - we have a problem." Apollo 13 "Aaaaawl-right-y-then." Ace Ventura: Pet Detective "Yo, Adriaanne!" Rocky "I'm going to take a bath." - "I'll alert the media." Arthur "I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you." A place in the sun
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